Ghajini Review – Aamir Khan Disappoints in Stolen Shit
In these hard economic times, if your 2009 New Year Resolution is to cut back on wasteful spending and save money for the rainy days ahead, we suggest you start in the fading days of 2008 by skipping...
View Article3 Idiots Review – Total Garbage
If you take a crappy Indian novel like Five Point Someone and pee all over it, is it any surprise that the end result should turn out to be a piece of mutated trash called 3 Idiots. And to those of you...
View Article3 Idiots Box Office – Even Dung Finds Eager Takers
Hey, no one ever accused our desis of overpopulating the Mensa cadre. So, is it a big surprise that the desi schmucks in the U.S., many of whom wouldn’t be able to tell the difference between class and...
View ArticlePeepli Live Box Office – U.S. Desis Show Middle Finger to Aamir Khan
Peepli Live has not set the box office here on fire despite Midget Khan aggressively promoting it in the U.S. Aamir Khan left no stone unturned in promoting his production Peepli Live, supposedly a...
View ArticleDhobi Ghat Review – Less Dhobi, More Phony
Say, since when does a New York desi living the good life in a plush, sea-facing apartment in Mumbai with a maid on hand to make and serve tea get her clothes washed by the Dhobi, an almost bygone...
View ArticleDhobi Ghat Box Office – Ha Ha Ha, Washed Out
Dhobi Ghat Review – Less Dhobi, More Phony Thank You, God (Allah, Ram, Jesus or wateva be your f*cking name). Thank you with all our heart for sinking this mediocre shit a.k.a Dhobi Ghat. Folks, the...
View ArticleDhobi Ghat BO – No Takers for Soiled Stuff, Crashes 72% in 2nd Wknd
Dhobi Ghat Review – Less Dhobi, More Phony All ye schmucks proclaiming Dhobi Ghat to be yet another work of art from the Aamir Khan stable, pay heed now. Dhobi Ghat has met with a lackluster response...
View ArticleMuslim Heroes Thriving, Hindu Zeroes Dying in Bollywood
Here’s one of the biggest conundrums for all ye schmucks. Why is it in Hindu majority India it’s the Muslim heroes in Bollywood who walk away with all the glory, a lot of the moolah and most of the box...
View ArticleDelhi Belly – Aamir Khan Gives Guy Ritchie a Neat BJ
Oh, no darlin, we didn’t hate Delhi Belly. Au contraire, it’s a pretty decent English film. At least by Indian standards, Delhi Belly is most certainly an entertaining movie. Paisa Vasool, as all ye...
View ArticleDelhi Belly Box Office – Decent Collection
Delhi Belly has done well at the U.S. box office. Of course, the 4-day Independence Day weekend must have helped draw in the crowds. Plus, the movie surely had decent word of mouth despite its crass,...
View ArticleDelhi Belly Box Office – Going Strong in 2nd Weekend
Delhi Belly is continuing its strong run at the U.S. box office. Desis have been flocking to see this raunchy, toilet-humor filled entertaining Bollywood movie produced by Aamir Khan and starring his...
View ArticleTalaash Review – Not Unwatchable
(by Naveen) Aamir Khan must have shook hands with every single desi in Chicago while shooting for Dhoom 3. Nothing else explains the insanely long line that turned up for Talaash at the Regal Cantera...
View ArticleDhoom 3 – 2 Aamir Khans Double the Tedium
Aamir Khans’ scowling mien, the deafening vroom, vroom of BMW motorbike ads, repeated slow motion frames and the lobotomized duffer Abhishek Bachchan’s sophomoric acting are the sum and substance of...
View ArticleChutiyas Think Aamir Khan Can Dance!
SI’s Favorite Dance for Many Years Chutiyas’ (a.k.a. Indians) Favorite Dance Related Content: Dhoom 3 – 2 Aamir Khans Double the Tedium
View ArticleDhoom 3 BO – Indians Will Watch Any Junk
Tell me the movies people watch and I’ll tell you what kind of people they are. Take for instance Dhoom 3, the latest in a long line of mediocre offerings from Bollywood. In a brazen acknowledgment of...
View ArticlePK Review – Wrong Number
PK starts off with a nude, 200% human-like alien (Aamir Khan) alighting from a flying saucer spaceship into the Rajasthan desert and wearing a shining, round green pendant around his neck. Once the...
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